Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Honorable MEN


Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)


If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man;
and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the genie appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The genie went down into the water and reappeared with a

Golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the genie asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The genie again went down and came up with a

Silver Axe.
"Is this your axe?" the genie asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The genie went down again and came up with an

Iron Axe.
"Is this your axe?" the genie asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The genie was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.


Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the genie again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh genie , my wife has fallen into the water!"
The genie went down into the water and came up with

ANGELINA JOLIE
"Is this your wife?" the genie asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The genie was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, It is misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to
ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with

BRITNEY SPEARS.

Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Genie , I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."


The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
"WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

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