Monday, March 16, 2009

Newton

Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.

In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great
Mithunda is shot in the head.  To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mithunda

2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue: "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolvver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the
hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain
confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka  button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga".

The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the
villain dies but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to
do?
Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it. Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is
moving fast but our hero and his horse are desparately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair. Climax, taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely pissed off and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that atleast one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman  techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian
because its the climax Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible)..

Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is
dead...............

newton faints

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Honorable MEN


Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)


If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man;
and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the genie appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The genie went down into the water and reappeared with a

Golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the genie asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The genie again went down and came up with a

Silver Axe.
"Is this your axe?" the genie asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The genie went down again and came up with an

Iron Axe.
"Is this your axe?" the genie asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The genie was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.


Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the genie again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh genie , my wife has fallen into the water!"
The genie went down into the water and came up with

ANGELINA JOLIE
"Is this your wife?" the genie asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The genie was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, It is misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to
ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with

BRITNEY SPEARS.

Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Genie , I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."


The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
"WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

Amazing Calculations

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Be a reason for someone's SMILE ... Its priceless

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

blind1

 

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.


Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'

blind2

The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

 

blind3

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

WHY EMPLOYEES LEAVE ORGANISATIONS

Azim Premji, CEO- Wipro

Every company faces the problem of people leaving the company for better pay or profile.
Early this year, Mark, a senior software designer, got an offer from a prestigious international firm to work in its India operations developing specialized software. He was thrilled by the offer.
He had heard a lot about the CEO. The salary was great. The company had all the right systems in place employee-friendly human resources (HR) policies, a spanking new office,and the very best technology,even a canteen that served superb food.
Twice Mark was sent abroad for training. "My learning curve is the sharpest it's ever been," he said soon after he joined.
Last week, less than eight months after he joined, Mark walked out of the job.
Why did this talented employee leave ?

Arun quit for the same reason that drives many good people away.
The answer lies in one of the largest studies undertaken by the Gallup Organization. The study surveyed over a million employees and 80,000 managers and was published in a book called "First Break All The Rules".

It came up with this surprising finding:
If you're losing good people, look to their
manager .... manager is the reason people stay and thrive in an organization. And he 's the reason why people leave. When people leave they take knowledge,experience and contacts with them, straight to the competition.
"People leave managers not companies
," write the authors Marcus Buckingham and Curt Coffman.


Mostly manager drives people away?
HR experts say that of all the abuses, employees find humiliation the most intolerable. The first time, an employee may not leave,but a thought has been planted. The second time, that thought gets strengthened. The third time, he looks for another job.
When people cannot retort openly in anger, they do so by passive aggression. By digg ing their heels in and slowing down. By doing only what they are told to do and no more. By omitting to give the boss crucial information. Dev says: "If you work for a jerk, you basically want to get him into trouble. You don 't have your heart and soul in the job."
Different managers can stress out employees in different ways - by being too controlling, too suspicious,too pushy, too critical, but they forget that workers are not fixed assets, they are free agents. When this goes on too long, an employee will quit - often over a trivial issue.
Talented men leave. Dead wood doesn't.

Natural therapy for heart vein opening

Natural therapy for heart vein opening

For Heart Vein opening  


1)                  Lemon juice         01 cup

2)                  Ginger juice         01 cup

3)                  Garlic  juice          01 cup

4)                  Apple vinegar      01 cup

Mix all above and boil in light flame approximately half
hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take it out and keep it
for cooling. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey
and keep it in bottle.
Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon
regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open
(No need any Angiography or By pass)

This is e-mail received from a person working in a Software Company


Dear colleagues, I am working in Blore Software City ..... I wanted to share an incident of my life with you, hoping that it may be an eye opener to you so that you can live more years.

On 27th October afternoon, I had severe heart attack symptom and I was rushed to the hospital.

After reaching to the hospital, the doctors prescribed a test called angiogram. This test is basically to identify blood flow of heart arteries. When they finished the test they found a 94% block in the main artery, please see the image below with red circle.

vein1

At this point, I wanted to share my living style, which has caused this block in my heart arteries. Please see the below points of my life style, if any of these points are part of your life style then you are at risk, please change yourselves.

1. I was not doing any physical exercise for more than 10 years , not even walking 30 minutes a day for years.
2.     My food timings are 11:00 AM Breakfast or no Breakfast, 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Lunch and dinner at 11:00 PM to 12:00 AM.
3.     Sleeping in very odd timings, going to bed between 12:00 AM and 3:00 AM. Waking up at between 9:00 AM and 10:30AM ........ Some times spending sleepless nights.
4.     I used to eat heavily because of long gaps between lunch and dinner and I used to make sure that Non-Veg is available most of the time, there were times when I did survey on city hotels to find delicious Non-Veg dishes. I was never interested in vegetable and healthier food.
5.     Above all I was chain smoker from years.
6.     My father passed away due to heart problems, and the doctors say the heart problems are usually genetic.
Once they identified the major block they have done immediately a procedure called angioplasty along with 2 Stints, mean they will insert a foreign body into the heart arteries and open the blocked area of arteries. Please see the below image after the procedure.

 

vein2

I learnt from the doctors that 60% people will die before reaching the hospital,20% people will die in the process of recovering from heart attack and only 20% will survive .. In my case, I was very lucky to be part of the last 20%.

My mother also prepare the same medicine on every start of the month, its very very sour but it gives you great benefits.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Some thing about Africa..

 

Who  needs an Expensive IPod or Walkman

ipod

Hot  water system. Home made

hot water system

 

Transportation–1 – Toyota Co(w)rolla

Because  Petrol is Expensive  why not use a Cowrolla

cowrolla

Ambulance


You are  going to die be4 you even get to the Hospital

ambulance

No Stress

I just love  Africa, simple and  not complicated.
We are just  who we are.
No stress.(This vehicle was seen near  Makerere ,  Zimbabwe)

no stress

Clear Roads

This  was  photographed in BuruBuru,  Nairobi . Kenya 

clear roads

These guys must have smoked  weed!
Look at the  goat.

 

goat

Pool

Human  ingenuity?
Painting  the swimming pool.

pool

STOP

stop 

FUEL

fuel

Wont you love Africa :-)………………  They are simple straight people.

Political Test

Once Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif were travelling in an auto-rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
An Angel was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks MUSHARAF and Zardari to go to HEAVEN. But, for Nawaz Sharif, Angel had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Nawaz Sharif is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Angel as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Angel agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
MUSHARAF is asked to spell " PAKISTAN " and he does it correctly. Zardari is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Nawaz Sharif's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Nawaz Sharif protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Angel then agrees to conduct a written test in Urdu (to give another chance assuming that Nawaz Sharif should at least feel that Urdu would provide an equal platform for all three). MUSHARAF is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Zardari is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Nawaz Sharif is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails again. Nawaz Sharif is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Angel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
MUSHARAF is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence ?" He replied "1947" and passed. Zardari is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Angel asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Zardari catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Nawaz Sharif's turn now. Angel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Nawaz Sharif accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Saudi Arabia Salary Survey

Only 7% of KSA professionals highly satisfied with salary despite country's high salary levels, latest Bayt.com and YouGov study reveals

77% of residents across the region hit hard by current economic crisis and 24% feeling pessimistic about current climate in job market

Riyadh, KSA, 01 March 2009, Salary satisfaction is running low across the Middle East, with just 7% of residents in KSA highly satisfied with their remuneration, according to recent research conducted by the Middle Easts number one job site - Bayt.com in conjunction with regional research specialists YouGov. The picture around the Gulf is similarly bleak with each of the GCC countries registering the same level of dissatisfaction regarding their salary.
The picture around the region in terms of what level of salary people receive varies widely the survey found. The UAE tops the table in terms of the biggest earners, with 20% earning between USD $5,000 and $10,000 each month, and 7% earning $10,000 and above. Bahrain and Qatar had similar levels of high earners, with 22% and 19% respectively earning between $5,000 and $10,000 each month, and 7% each earning more than $10,000 each month. KSAs employees are roughly equally divided in terms of their salaries with 20% earning up to $1000 per month; 22% earning between $1001 and $2000 per month; 19% earning between $2001 and $3000; and 18% earning between $3001 and $5000. Just 4% of employees in KSA earn over $10,000.
The lowest paid residents in the region are in the North African countries of Algeria, Egypt and Morocco. 54% of residents in Algeria earn under USD $500 per month, and just 4% were found near the top of the scale earning between $5,000 and $10,000 per month. In both Egypt and Morocco, 47% of residents receive under USD $500 per month, with 2% in each country earning $5,000-$10,000 per month and 1% in each country earning over $10,000 per month.
The Middle East Salary Survey, conducted annually by Bayt.com and YouGov, is designed to look at the current levels of wages and benefits in the region, and to gauge employee opinion and satisfaction levels vis-a-vis the salaries they receive, and how these have kept pace with the cost of living.
Conducting a wide-scale survey across the Middle East by asking what level of remuneration an employee receives and their satisfaction with it helps to paint a very clear picture of economic conditions inside a particular country. The relevance of such data increases manifold during a time like this a global economic crisis as it gives an up-to-date indication of employee sentiment, which can be used to compare peoples attitudes and opinions during other financial cycles, commented Bayt.coms Regional Manager, Amer Zureikat.
The data for the Salary Survey is collated in part by looking at whether average salary increases were in-line with the average rise in the cost of living. The picture was very clear that the average salary increase did not reflect the rise in the cost of living across all of the countries. In KSA, respondents indicated that living costs had increased by 32% while the average salary increase was just 11%.
The biggest disparity in the increase in cost of living and salary raise is in Jordan, where salaries increased by 15% compared to the 39% increase in living costs, which backs up previous research about the Levant region being hardest hit by salaries, vis-à-vis cost of living. Algeria and Tunisia recorded the smallest margins in terms of disparity: with average salary raises of 12% and 9% respectively and the average cost of living increasing by 26% and 23%.
The survey also looked at what percentage of their salary people manage to save each month. The majority of all respondents manage to save between 1 and 5%. Significantly a quarter of all respondents said they manage to save none. The biggest savers were residents in Oman, Qatar and Bahrain, with 33%, and 30% respectively saving more than 21% of their monthly salary. Overall, the best savers are in Bahrain and Oman, where 83% of residents save at least some of their salary. Those saving the least are in Jordan, where just 54% of residents saved some of their monthly wages. Almost a quarter of residents in KSA (24%) save more than 21% of their salary.
These figures reveal that even though some people receive much higher salaries in some countries than others, it doesnt correlate that these high earners save more money, which might have been expected. This could be explained by the disparity between cost of living and salary increases, or by the fact that the high earners seek a lifestyle that matches their high salary, said Nassim Ghrayeb, CEO, YouGov.
Interestingly, the survey highlighted the level of salary satisfaction in terms of industry. The most highly satisfied industry workers were found in the oil, gas and petrochemicals sector, which is traditionally known to be one of the most profit-generating sectors in the region, especially with the fact that oil/ gas is one of the Gulf regions largest exports. Despite the massive fall and subsequent stability of oil prices over the last year, salaries within the industry have seemingly been unaffected. The industries which provided least salary satisfaction to workers were education and academia, government and civil service and transport and travel.
The study additionally revealed that across the Middle East, 77% of residents feel they have been hard hit by the global economic crisis, with just 23% of people in KSA (matching the average) stating they have felt no effects. Residents in Egypt - 81% - were the hardest hit amongst the surveyed countries, while least affected was Oman, with more than a third - 37% - stating they have not been affected.
Asked their feelings about the current economic climate in terms of the labour market, almost a quarter of respondents said they feel quite pessimistic, with an equal 16% citing that they are either optimistic about economic growth and plenty of jobs being available; that jobs in their country of residence will be more competitive in the future; and that companies will continue to recruit but salaries will continue to decline. Egypt and the UAE were the gloomiest countries surveyed with 30% and 29% feeling pessimistic about the future, while Oman and Bahrains respondents were brightest, with 23% and 22% stating their optimism for economic growth and greater job availability. Just over one fifth of residents in KSA said they were quite optimistic for the future on economic growth and the availability of jobs.
Recruitment industry professionals and organisations like Bayt.com as well as other industry stakeholders like major industry leaders find this type of timely and localized information highly beneficial as it provides a good starting point for identifying the trends that are driving these current sentiments, thus allowing them to focus or change their business strategies accordingly to address employees concerns, concluded Zureikat.
Data for the 2008/2009 Salary Survey was collected online in December 2008 and January 2009 with 13,881 respondents across the UAE, KSA, Qatar, Oman, Kuwait, Bahrain, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Morocco, Tunisia and Algeria. Males and females of all nationalities aged over 20 years were included in the survey.

Secret for ATM Machine if thief force you to withdraw

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reversed.
So if your number is 1254 mark 4521.
The ATM machine will give you your money, but will automatically recognize this as a plea for help and will alert the police unknown to the thief.
This option is in all ATM machines, but not many people know this. 
No harm in keeping this in mind!!

Two Cows

The Concept - Two Cows
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.
EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.
You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.
SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You se l l them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.
ABU DHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Know your customer

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

liedown  drinkcola run

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster:  The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place

"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should had!? said the salesman.  didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

MEMON Family

MEMON Family
(Sorry Friends)
An old memon lady died in USA , where she was staying with her daughter. The daughter made arrangements for the body to be sent back to Pakistan . On top of the coffin was a letter which said; Dear Bhai, I am sending AMMA's body to Pakistan , as it was her wish to be buried in Pakistan . Under AMMA's body are 12 cans of cheese for your little boy Ali, 10 packs of chocolates your cute little Meena & 8 packs of perfumes for your wife. AMMA is wearing a brand new pair of REEBOK shoes for Kaasim bhai and there two pairs shoes stuffed on left-side of the coffin for Jubaida & Jarina. AMMA is wearing 6 brand new NIKE t-shirts, large one is for Sattar bhai other four are for his boys. She is also wearing two LEVI'S jeans for the boys. She is also wearing Swiss made ROLEX watch on her left hand for Johra Baji and gold necklace and earings for Kulsoom Aunty. If you need anything else do let me know, because ABBA is also not feeling well.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Be careful at Indian Airports

Be Careful At the Indian Airports,
This is a well-organized conspiracy by Indian Immigration, Police,
Customs and Air India staff with networking at all the Indian
International Airports. Be watchful whenever you give your passport to Immigration/ Customs/Air India staff.. The passport can be easily
tampered and can create trouble to you. They have found easy way of making money from NRIs.
This is the way it works. At the time of the passenger's departure, if
the passenger is not looking at the officer while he is stamping the
exit, the officer very cleverly tears away one of the page from the
passport. When the passenger leaves the immigration counter, the case is reported on his computer terminal with full details. Now all over India they have got full details of the passenger with Red Flag
flashing on the Passport number
entered by the departure immigration officer. They have made their
money by doing above.
On arrival next time, he is interrogated. Subject to the passenger's
period of stay abroad, his income and standing etc., the price to get
rid of the problem is settled by the Police and Immigration people. If
someone argues, his future is spoiled because there are always some innocent fellows who think the honesty is the basis of getting justice in India ... Which is wrong...Please advise every passenger to be careful at the airport.
Whenever they hand over the passport to the counters of Air India , or immigration or the customs, they must be vigilant, should not remove eyes from the passport even if the officer in front tries to divert their attention. Also, please pass this information to all friends,
Media men.

Every month 20-30 cases are happening all over India to rob the NRIs
the minute he lands. Similar case has happened with Armco¢s Arifuddin.
He was traveling with his family. They had six passports. They got the visa of America and decided to go via Hyderabad from Jeddah. They reached Hyderabad ..Stayed about a month and left for the States. When they reached the States,the page of the American visa on his wife's passport was missing. At the time of departure from Hyderabad it was there, the whole family had to return to Hyderabad helplessly.
On arrival at Bombay back, the police caught them and now it is over 2 months, they are running after the Police, Immigration officers and
the Courts. On going in to details with him, he found out the
following: One cannot imagine, neither can believe, that the Indian
Immigration dept can play such a nasty game to harass the innocent
passengers.All the passengers traveling to & fro India via Bombay and Hyderabad must be aware of this conspiracy. Every month 15 to 20 cases are taking place, at each mentioned airport, of holding the passengers in the crime of tearing away the passport pages.. On interviewing some of them, none of them was aware of what had happened..They don't know why, when and who tore away the page from the middle of the passport. One can imagine the sufferings of such people at the hands of the immigration, police and the court procedures in India after that.. The number of cases is increasing in the last 2-3 years.
People who are arriving at the immigration, they are questioned and
their passports are being held and they have to go in interrogations.
Obviously, the conspiracy started about 2 to 3 years ago, now the
results are coming. Some of the Air India counter staff too is
involved in this conspiracy.

Retain Jobs

Over the past few months, lay offs have become the norm of the day. Every day we hear stories of employees being handed the pink slip. While all of us put in our best, during such trying times it becomes essential to go that extra mile to ensure that your name doesn’t appear in the dreaded list of fired employees.
Here’s a list of things you could consider to track your way to the ‘safe’ zone:
Be irreplaceable
While most people would look at being irreplaceable in a negative light, sometimes it yields positie results. So how does one become ‘irreplaceable’ ? “Being irreplaceable would mean building a level of trust and confidence among seniors as well as co-workers. Often you have to become their pillar of support,” opines Vanita Prabhu, an HR executive.
Do not falter
Today, the management is scanning your performance for that small error that can be cited as the reason for pulling you out. So there is no scope for any kind of loopholes.. Ensure that your deliverables are nothing short of perfect and up to the mark. Each time you falter in your performance, you are moving one step towards the pink slip. So be warned and do not let any kind of distractions take a toll on your performance- stay focused.
Be on record
“Ensure that everything you do is put on record,” advices R Krishnan, who works as an Operations Manager in a leading BPO, “It is the only thing that will come to your rescue in case you are in trouble.”
Substantiating his opinion, Krishnan further adds, “If you are asked to justify your presence in the team, no matter how much your senior backs you, you have to present hard core proofs. So ensure that you document even your smallest achievements. It may sound trivial to do such things, but it is very crucial during such times because the moment you validate your stand with essential proofs, you are on safe grounds.”
Be professional

Befriending your colleagues is definitely a good idea, but remember that your workplace is not a hangout zone. Learn to be professional when you are at work.
“The impression your colleagues develop about you can play a key role in keeping you afloat. Do not appear to be someone who is just lingering around and not adding value to the business of the company,” advices Mark Gordan, “You have to be convincing in terms of your seriousness towards your job.”

Perfect timing
“The number of hours you log in is one of the several factors that are considered while short listing employees to be laid off,” says Ratna Anand, who heads the HR team of a KPO. So ensure that you reach your workplace on time and stick around till your complete your login hours.
“Remember when you are being asked to justify the lack of minimum login hours, you cannot say that you were stuck in traffic,” adds Anand, “Similarly, if you are in office, the management assumes that you are fit to take up your daily responsibilities.
So excuses like being unwell also do not serve the purpose.” Avoid unnecessary complications and ensure that you are in office for the required number of hours.
During such difficult times, it becomes mandatory that you put in extra effort to identify yourself as a valuable asset to the company business.

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